God’s road signs
New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here’s a list of all variations of the “God Speaks” billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome … enjoy.
Tell the kids I love them.
-God
Let’s meet at my house Sunday
before the game.
-God
C’mon over and bring the kids.
-God
What part of “Thou Shalt Not…”
didn’t you understand?
-God
We need to talk.
-God
Keep using my name in vain,
I’ll make rush hour longer.
-God
Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.
-God
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing…
I meant it.
-God
I love you and you
and you and you and…
-God
Will the road you’re on
get you to my place?
-God
Follow me.
-God
My way is the highway.
-God
Need directions?
-God
You think it’s hot here?
-God
Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-God
Do you have any idea
where you’re going?
-God
Don’t make me come down there.
-God
