Architect: A person who is not macho enough to be an engineer; nor gay enough to be a designer.
Banker: A person who lends you an umbrella when its sunny and requests it back when it starts to rain.
Consultant: A person who takes your watch from you, tells you the time and charges you for it.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you can hardly wait to go.
Economist: An expert who will know tomorrow why what he foresaw yesterday didn’t happen today.
Statistics Expert: One that is good with numbers but is responsible enough to not be an engineer.
Intellectual: Individual who has the capacity to think longer than two hours on something other than sex.
Programmer: One that solves the problem that you didn’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.
Psychologist: One that looks at everyone else when a beautiful lady enters the room.
ARHITEKT: Kaze se za tipa koji nije bio dovoljno musko da bi bio inzinjer; ni dovoljno peder da bi bio dizajner.
BANKAR: To je tip koji bi ti posudio svoj kisobran kad je suncan dan i trazio bi ga nazad kad pocne padati kisa.
KONZULTANT: To je onaj tko ti skine sat sa ruke, kaze ti koliko je sati i to ti naplati.
DIPLOMAT: To je onaj koji ti kaze da ides do vraga na takav nacin da jedva cekas da pocne putovanje.
EKONOMIST: To je strucnjak koji ce sutra znati zasto se ono sto je predvidio jucer nije dogodilo danas.
STATISTICAR: To je onaj koji je dobar sa brojevima ali posjeduje dovoljno jaku osobnost da ne bi bio inzinjer.
INTELEKTUALAC: Individualac koji posjeduje kapacitet da razmislja duze od dva sata o necemu sto nije seks.
PROGRAMER: To je onaj koji ti rijesi problem koji nisi ni znao da imas, i to na nacin koji ne razumijes.
PSIHOLOG: To je onaj koji gleda sve ostale kada neka zgodna zena udje u prostoriju.
