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Category: Humor And Wisdom
Smart Nuns
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at the baseball game…
(E) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: “No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
(E) Men Are Just Happier People
Men Are Just Happier PeopleMen Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of…
(H) Slovensko Hrvatski odnosi na moru
Slovensko Hrvatski odnosi na moru
(E) Two guys
Two guysTwo guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my…
(E) Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age…
AGING Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “Surely I can’t look that old!” Well, you are gonna love this one. I was sitting…
(E) Two Pots
Two Pots An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in…
(E,H) Funny Commercials for the Soccer World Cup 2006
Croatia – Funny Commercials for the World Cup 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oESUiEx5Hc Australac http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM2VGZHm0B0 Japanac http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvF_cvF2tE8 Brazilac
(E) A little of History – It’s raining cats and dogs
Life in the 1500’s The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be….
(E) Aging
AGING Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “Surely I can’t look that old!” Well, you are gonna love this one.I was sitting in the…
(E) The Love you take is equal to the love you make
The love you take is equal to the love you makehttp://marketplace.espeakers.com/movie.php?sid=5290&aid=10558 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4776181634656145640 Chris Blisschrisbliss@pobox.com
(E) Bird Flu
Bird Flu
(E) And you thought you can park the car. A Vi mislili da znate ?
And you thought you can park the car A Vi ste mislili da dobro parkirate Parking 1 Parking 2 Parking 3
(E) Ever been so tired ?
Ever been so tired ?
(E) Darkness does not exist
Did God create everything that exists? Does evil exist? Did God create evil?A University professor at a well known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question. “Did God…
(E) The Cookies
The CookiesAt an airport one night With several long hours Before her flight. She hunted for a book In an airport shop, Bought a bag of cookies And found a place…
(E) Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time
Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed eachmorning by eight o’clock, with his hair fashionably coiffed and shavedperfectly applied, even…
(E) I WANT WIN TO CRO ABOUT
I WANT WIN TO CRO ABOUT By Daily RecordDADO PRSO admits he will be ridiculed by his countrymen if Rangers lose to Dinamo Zagreb in the early hours of tomorrow morning.Alex…
(E) Move ya sexy ass, donkey
Randy donkey was a real pain in the ass… July 02 2005 at 01:18PM Zagreb – A randy donkey has been banished to a deserted island after harassing female donkeys at…