Category: Humor And Wisdom

  Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! What Do You Call a Boomerang…

  Elaborate funeralIt’s Monday again, out of numerous email messages since Friday, I thought to share this one. Have a good, safe week and a chuckle or two! MariaA cardiologist died and…

   …and to the elected Miss I wish a lot success in further beauty                                  “Ustani bane,-                                  hitno je!” Zvonimir Drvar: Planet Zemlja,-Svemirska Ludnica,najgluplji Planet u najglupljoj Galaksiji?! * Planet Earth,-The Madhouse of…

  Freedom of speech doesn’t allow anyone to scream “FIRE” in a crowded theatre.   Sloboda govora ne dopusta nikome da vice “VATRA” u punom kazalistu. 

  MacShane calls French “cretins” or worse may be taken to courtDenis MacShane, a man held in low regard everywherebut in Croatia (Croats think he is important – no,really) has just called…

  APRIL FOOL’S DAY!By Katarina TepeshAward winning author, Josip Novakovich, recently wrote “APRIL FOOL’S DAY” book, a political satire and a parody of war from the former-Yugoslavia. Unlike most of the other…

  HMO RecommendsMr. Jones goes to the doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results.The insurance clerk says to him, “I’m sorry, sir,but there has been a bit of a mix-up and…

  Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.Ambrose Redmoon  

  Croatia president gets stolen painting as giftFri Mar 11, 2005 08:41 AM ET ZAGREB (Reuters) – When Croatian President Stjepan Mesic received a painting from two prominent Roma, he was happy…

  Love Senior Citizens!A college student at a recent USC football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. “You grew…

  Compassion is not something one person has foranother, but rather something that arises when onebegins to see all others as ones own self. -Amma  

  FEATURE: Installing LoveTech Support: Yes?… How can I help you?Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love.Can you guide me through the process?Tech Support: Yes. I can help you….

  Deer wishing   Turn your speakers on. Ukljucite zvucnike.  

  Laughter is best defense against bungling robber  ZAGREB,Croatia (AP) — A bank clerk didn’t need a weapon to ward off a would-be robber. When the masked man pulled out a gun,…

  Love at first sight A South African businessman is refusing to leave Croatia until he finds a girl who he spotted across a crowded bar.Keith Van Der Spuy has never even…

  Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood   – Psychologist Carl Jung, 1875 – 1961  

  “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work”– Thomas Edison 

  “All truth passes through three stages,”   said the German philosopher Schopenhauer. “First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed.Third, it is accepted as self-evident.”