The Victor Borge Website InflaterVictor Borge invented the inflationary language – you know, the one where numbers hidden in the language (like wonderful) become inflated (twoderful).You can use this page to…
Category: Humor And Wisdom
(E) Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position
Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position Tribal WisdomThe tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, “When you discover that you are riding…
(E) Better Humor Than Tumor
Better Humor Than Tumor – Dr. Zarko Dolinar
(E) Customer Service
CUSTOMER SERVICE This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true…
(E) “Luckiest man alive” fears to tempt fate
“Luckiest man alive” fears to tempt fate Thu Apr 29 2004A man who cheated death seven times, had four failed marriages and then won STG600,000 ($A1.47 million) with his first lottery…
(E) A scene at City Hall in San Francisco
A scene at City Hall in San Francisco“Next.” “Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.” “”Names?” “Tim and Jim Jones.” “Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance.”…
(E) It’ not easy to be a Doctor
It’ not easy to be a DoctorDuring a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications….
(E) 10 kilometers in 10 years of a Christmas card
10 kilometers…in 10 years Christmas card covers 10 kilometers…in 10 years Thu Dec 18, Lesson for today: If you’re going to be late, be very late!kathy.beslic@gm.com Kata BeslicZAGREB (AFP) – A…
(E) Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf Turn on your speakers and click.
(E) Google bombing
Foes of Bush Enlist Google in Group PrankBy SAUL HANSELL, The New York TimesEarlier this year, Google started a widely used news service. Last week, it looked to some users of…
(H) Malo Filozofije i sale
PIVO Profesor filozofije je pred razredom, a ispred sebe ima nekoliko predmeta.Kada je sat poceo, bez rijeci uzima u ruke veliku praznu staklenku od krastavaca i pocinje je puniti kamenjem promjera…
(H) Srecica
SRECICA Bila jednom jedna Srecica. Ispala je ona iz torbe Velike Srece koja je išla svojim putem prema visokim vrhuncima. Kako Srecica ionako nikad nije htjela odrasti i biti velika, radosno…
(E) Why the chicken crossed the road?
Dear Hilda,The point and the reason I brought up the story about “YU” has been lost. I have no hallucinations, many of us get caught up in our emotions and remain there.The…
(E) We spend more, but have less
We spend more, but have less Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints….
(E) Love is what’s in the room if you stop opening presents and listen
Love is what’s in the room if you stop opening presents and listen What does love mean? A group of professional people posed this question toa group of 4 to…
(E) Amzaing
Amazing Aorccrdnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is tahtthe frist and lsat ltteer be at the…
(E) The Awakening
The Awakening–Author Unknown A time comes in your life when you finally get it…when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere…
(E) Za razliku od danas
Za razliku od danasPrema onome sto kazu danas, svi mi koji smo bilidjeca u 30-ima, 40-ima, 50-ima, 60-ima, 70-ima i cakranim 80-ima, vjerojatno ne bismo trebali biti zivi.Nasi djecji kreveti bili…
(E) Shingles
Shingles Doesn’t it seem that more and more physicians are running their practiceslike an assembly line. Here’s what happened to Buford… Buford walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked…