Flasher bitten by MedoA flasher who exposed himself to a woman in Croatia was bitten in the testicles by her dog.The 36-year-old from Zagreb dropped his trousers after spotting a woman…
Category: Humor And Wisdom
(E) What Men Hears
What Men Hears
(E) God’s road signs
God’s road signs New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here’s a list of all variations of the…
(E) How to protect my family? Duck Tape ?
To: Dept. of Homeland SecurityDear Sirs:I am writing to you for further instructions on the next step for me totake in protecting my family from possible attacks by terrorists.I have my…
(E) New YU car sticker
In 2003 Yugoslavia became officially Serbia and Montenegro. Proposed car plates.
(E) Let me explainify
Let Me Explainify
(E) I don’t believe in Miracles. I rely on them.
I don’t believe in Miracles. I rely on them. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance. Dear Bertha, I’m reading more and dusting…
(H) “DUET” na telefonu Florida-Zagreb
“DUET” na telefonu Florida – ZagrebDr. Vlado Cop i Dr. Zarko Dolinar Dragi moji pajdasi, purgeri, grabancijasi, bumo rekli “svi nasi”!Moram vam povedat kaj mi se pripetilo prvog dana novog nam…
(H) Ne mogu uzivati u tudjim mukama – moja iskrena netolerancija!
Ne mogu uzivati u utudjimmukama! …najvise gledam njemacku/austrijsku tv, a malo sam pogledao i htv,danijelu, uz severinu i josipu lisac hrvatske najbolje. danijela imalijep glas, pjeva prirodno, bez naprezanja vratnih zila…
(E) Better Humor Than Tumor
Better Humor Than Tumor -Prof Dr. Zarko Dolinar- Sitting behind a couple of nuns at the Seahawksfootball game, threemen decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them…
(E) Sometimes you have to follow the opposite course
“Sometimes you have to follow the opposite course; distrustagreement and find in dissent the confirmation of your own intuitions” UMBERTO ECO FROM THE HEART OF TIMES SQUARE IN A TIME WHEN TIMES…
(E) Headlines for 2036
Headlines for 2036 “Better Humor ThenTumor” Prof. Dr. ZarkoDolinar Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have…
(E) Southern Jokes
Better Humor Then Tumor – Prof Dr. Zarko Dolinar – Southern JokesAn Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, “Got any ID?”The driver…
(E) Talking Dog Free to a Good Home
” Talking Dog Free to a Good Home.” Guy sees a sign in front of a house,” Talking Dog Free to a Good Home.”He rings the bell and the owner tells…
(E) I am either easy or modest
I am either easy or modest! I am house sitting this week. My folks are in the Dominican Republic for a vacation. My mother heard the name of the country, thought…
(H) Odanost je ljubav
Odanostje ljubav Recept za Ljubav Naa mozak se osjeća najsretnije kada je voljen. Kada smozaljubljeni, stanje naaeg mozga je u najboljoj kondiciji, najaktivnije, najljepae.Naa ombrambeni organizam u tijelu je u…
(E) William Shakespeare – on music
The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; the motions of his spirit are as…
(E) Love all, trust a few
Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none. — William Shakespeare
(E) The Paradox of Our Time – George Carlin
We LaughToo Little The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less….
(E,H) GRATITUDE – ZAHVANOST
GRATITUDE – ZAHVANOST Gratitude is a burden upon our imperfect nature, Lord Chesterfield (823)Gratitude is a fruit of great cultivation; you do not find it among gross people.S.Johnson Swift gratitude is sweetness;…