Better Humor Then Tumor Bolje Humor Nego Tumor Moj najveci doprinos koji sam dao arhitekturi je da se istom ne bavim.My biggest contribution to the architecture is that I never worked…
Category: Humor And Wisdom
(H) O Zarku Dolinaru (anegdote)
Better Humor Then Tumor Bolje Humor Nego Tumor Prije niz godina moj profesor, a kasnije prijatelj Dr. Zarko Dolinar posjetio me je u Chicagu, gdje sam u to vrijeme radio na…
(E) The government already has – Better Humor Than Tumor
Better HumorThan Tumor It is the year 2002 and Noah lives in the United States.The Lord speaks to Noah and says: “In one year I am going to make it rain and…
(E) TWO COWS – Better Humor then tumor
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM You…
(H,E) Najteze je..The most difficult…-Better Humor Than Tumor
Najteže je biti bezpomoćan a najlakše je pomoći bezpomoćnom The most difficult thing is to be helpless, but the easiest thing is to help one who is. – profdr. Žarko Dolinar
(E) City boy makes it big – Better Humor Than Tumor
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer…
(E,H) Better Humor Than Tumor – Bolje Humor Nego Tumor
Architect: A person who is not macho enough to be an engineer; nor gay enough to be a designer.Banker: A person who lends you an umbrella when its sunny and requests it…
(E) WRITTEN IN THE SAND
WRITTEN IN THE SANDA story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one…
(E) Cartoon NANA by Ankica Vodopija – BOO-BOOS
Nanaby Ankica Vodopija – BOO-BOOS
(H) Uloga je ideologije u politici kamuflaza interesa
Politicki analiticari kazu da u odnosima izmedju drzava vrijedi machiavellisticka deviza koja se cita: ono sto ne zelis da tebi drugi ucini, ucini ti drugomu. A George Washington je svojim nasljednicima ostavio u amanet, da…
(E) All great things start from self-respect
All great things start from self-respect. If self-respect is not there, nothing can help you. Having self-respect means respecting one’s past, for the past / memory is everything people are and have (been). Future is…
(E) Some days you are the dog, some days you’re the hydrant
THE SENILITY PRAYER God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that…
(E) Cartoon OVA by Marija Miletic Dail – FAT
OVAby Marija Miletic Dail – FAT
(E) Cartoon NANA by Ankica Vodopija – LOVE
Nanaby Ankica Vodopija – LOVE
(E) Cast Your Vote by Socrates
Socrates. That seems very strange to me, when I consider the principle which you say governs your politics. But there is another class, so very numerous and important, that I am sure your legislators…
(E) Who says that love doesn’t move mountains?
Here is a beautiful and inspiring story behind one man’s relentless determination…and yes, based on love. HAPPY VALENTINE’s, my friends ! Asta Op-ed valentine for 2002 is gone but never too late for a love story. nb CORAL CASTLE Located…
(E) Life is not a book to read twice
From the dead to the living The only good thing remaining in your world is the memory of what it was in my day, and before : so that I am far from chiding…
(E) Work vs. Life
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his catch and asked him how long it took. “Not very long,” anwered…
(E) The World’s ‘Funniest’ Jokes
The World’s ‘Funniest’ Jokes By TOM KUNTZ IF you’re a careful reader of this newspaper, you’re already aware that British scientists have released preliminary results of their search for the world’s funniest joke. Reprinted below is the…